Proof that pole dancing is a fucking sport and anyone that tells me it’s not can suck my dick.
Still my favorite story from the Lord of the Rings set: Viggo Mortensen bonded so much with the horse he rode in the movies that after filming was over he bought it from its owner. If that doesn’t warm your heart I don’t know what could.
don’t forget that he also bought arwen’s horse for her stunt rider when she couldn’t afford it awww
#also don’t forget that for the rohirrim they put a call out for locals #bring a horse show us you can ride it and get a part in the battle scenes #and one women went out roped a wild horse and rode for a few days to set #and got to be a rider of rohan
also sort of relevant viggo also bought the horse that costarred with him in the movie hidalgo and subsequently took the horse (tj) with him to the red carpet premier.
Also most of the Riders of Rohan are actually women because when they put out that call mostly women showed up with their horses and the costume team just stuck beards on them.
so that’s why the rohirrim were all so bishounen
Why the fuck is Captain Jack Sparrow at the Desolation of Smaug world premiere? I think you’re lost, mate.
hahah yes! I laughed so hard at this omg
OOC: Okay but seriously. This man looks EXACTLLY like him. What if it WAS depp? I mean he DOES go places in his costume….
HE WAS TAKING WILL TURNER BACK TO THE BLACK PEARL
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
I’ll stop reblogging this when it stops being funny.
IM CHOKING HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFOIRE
Alexandria’s Genesis (a.k.a violet eyes)
When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight.
Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, or pubic hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes.) Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile.
- Pretty much the best genetic mutation on the planet.
Okay tumblr. Listen up. I know this a parody post but too many of you actually believe this shit.
Even though a quick Googling can tell you that this isn’t a real thing, lemme break it down for you a little bit. Don’t feel bad for believing it, ‘cause hey, sounds cool, right? Just stop and think for a sec.
- Purple/violet is not a viable eye color for human beings. Deep blue eyes can appear violet in some lighting conditions, but ultimately, the appearance of purple or red eyes can only be caused by albinism. The lack of pigmentation causes the colour of the blood vessels to show through somewhat, and by the way, this also comes with vision problems.
- Now, I’m not a scientist, so if I’m wrong here, go ahead and say so, but to my knowledge, viable pregnancy is not possible without having a menstrual cycle. No menstruation, no endometrium. No endometrium, nowhere for the fetus to begin developing, right?
- Although I can personally think of nothing that disproves the point about body hair, it seems to me that a lack of… well, every type of hair one starts to grow during puberty… would obviously mean a severe hormonal problem. Again, I’m no freakin’ scientist.
Now, there’s a lot of fake bullshit that goes around on tumblr. However, I think that "Alexandria’s Genesis" is a particularily important one to disprove, and here’s why:
Everyone with an illness, condition or disorder that they were born with has had to struggle with it, whether physically, mentally, emotionally, or a combination of the three. This whole “Alexandria’s Genesis” thing is essentially a romantic’s vision of the “perfect” inborn condition… something that only makes one attractive and different in an indisputably beautiful way, with no drawbacks. And I think everyone needs to understand that there is no “magic genetic fluke” that improves one’s life. Being born different is always a double-edged sword; sometimes even one that has both ends pointed at you. And people who are proud of their differences are proud of what being different has taught them, and what they have gained mentally, emotionally and even spiritually. They are proud of the results of their struggle.
Also, people are going to start thinking this is a real thing and writing characters who have it for reality-based stories and roleplays and please don’t do that. Just don’t.
ITS LITERALLY A PHOTOGRAPH OF MY HAND WITH PURPLE CHOCOLATE EYEBALLS OH MY GOD